Happy May the 4th (be with you)! I got news for this month that is outta this word! From another Galaxy! In an entirely different quadrant! I Velvet Tom, and my lovely Velveetah’s will be returning to the stage for the FIRST TIME in EIGHT YEARS! Don’t call it a comeback! But do, because that’s Read More …
Author: Tom Farnan
Would you please take a moment from your own selfish lives to follow me on multiple digital formats? Icons for each lovely “social format” available, are at the bottom of each page on the site! Enjoy. Don’t be a stranger. pick up the phone once in a while… text, or something. Would it kill you Read More …
Velvet Toms Tips on Holiday Tipsy
The big drinking season is upon us and Lounge Legend Velvet Tom has seen the inside and out, the upside and down of the bar scene. He has spent eons, lubricating his liver with every toxin from the Top Shelf, to the Well, to even some unknown liquids found on the barroom floor. VT is Read More …
Friends. Lovers. Countrypeople. I am Velvet Tom and I have been put on this earth to do one thing. No, it’s not to “hit-it-and-quit-it”. No, it’s not to skip out on my bar tab No, it’s not to break Elizabeth Taylor’s divorce record No, it’s not to punch Michael Buble’ in the nose No, it’s Read More …
BOOKING SHOWS! NOW!
VELVET TOM IS NOW BOOKING HOLIDAY SHOWS! NOW! DO IT! VISIT THIS PAGE AND SEND ME A MESSAGE. LET’S GET THAT VELVET BALL ROLLING! HORNY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE!
New YouTube video!
Check out the new YouTube upload!
New Page! New Gallery!
Check out the new bio and new gallery of classic Velvet Tom portraits! The Holidays will be here before you know it! Let booking VT be the best idea you do, this Christmas Season!
Welcome to the NEW website
Introducing velvettom.com! This is the epicenter for ALL THINGS VT! Did you know Velvet Tom was on Twitter? Now you can follow him! View over 15 videos on YouTube and Funny Or Die! Book Velvet Tom for your special event! You can do it ALL HERE!